An irreverent look at life with IBM's midrange computers for the last 25 years
I was born into the retail lumber business. My family had been in the business for nearly 30 years when I was born. I started working in the lumber yard when I was in the 4th grade (a stunning image of which accompanies this blog). Over the years I did many things at the lumber yard, although most of my earlier years were spent learning about guns, girls, and cussing from one of my earliest mentors, the lumber yard's shop foreman (there was an interesting collection of female "documentation" in his shop).
In the late 70s, the lumber yard got its first computer (using the word loosely). It was an Olivetti posting machine with a mechanical ledger card feeder that had a dual 8" diskette drive attached. It looked like the Farfisa organ that Susan Dey played in the Partridge Family. The Olivetti machine used a weird assembler dialect and, after many late nights and the mentoring skills of a local guy named John York, I learned how to program it. I was quickly hooked.
After a year of so with the Olivetti the lumber yard and I each learned one thing: The lumber yard learned it needed a real computer. We needed more business information than an Italian posting machine and Wilson-Jones 13 column spreadsheets could provide. I learned that I needed to move my career in a computer direction. Selling plywood was boring before computers; after computers it was intolerable.
In 1979 the lumber yard graduated to an IBM S/34. We bought what we thought was a good software package. I didn't know much about software, but it seemed a little lame to me that none of the data entry was validated interactively. Rather, "proof" reports had to be run iteratively until, after corrections, the numbers finally balanced. Our "package" turned out to be nothing but a bunch of DFUs strung together with a couple of menus.
It quickly dawned on me that we had a capable computer and really bad software. I rolled up my sleeves and started digging into RPG. I didn't know anything about what I was doing but it was my good luck to have a really good Systems Engineer (Dave Heminger from Fort Wayne) assigned to our account. Back in those days, a salesperson and a Systems Engineer were assigned to IBM accounts. These guys came by nearly every couple of weeks or so to buy lunch (has anyone had IBM buy lunch in the last 20 years!) and answer questions. Dave was patient and always took the time to answer my questions. I'd work for a couple of weeks and keep track of everything I needed to ask him the next time I'd see him. I vividly remember how hard he had to work to make me understand the difference between the enter key and the field exit key. I'm not a rocket scientist now, but I must have been dumber than a sack of hammers back then!
It's no wonder that IBM had financial issues and needed Lou to clean house. Those IBMers spent a lot of time at the lumber yard and didn't make IBM much money doing it. It's understandable that IBM had to change its sales model, but it's a shame that Lou wasn't able to craft a plan somewhere between the nearly full-time hand-holding we got back in those days and the nearly laughable telesales support that's offered today.
I'm nearly certain that the current state of IBM's sales force is why the AS/400 has morphed into the i5. They've never been able to even spell "AS/400," let alone sell it or explain it. "iSeries" came no easier. I think an IBM bean counter threw up her arms in frustration and said, "Screw it! Let's name it 'i5' and see if they can spell that!" Ten bucks says that initiative doesn't work and when you say "i5," the crack IBM telephone salespeople today think you're saying "I 5." As in ask my two-year-old daughter how old she is and she says, "I 2."
I'm grateful to both John York and Dave Heminger. Without their help, I'd probably be selling plywood at Home Depot today, live in a double-wide down by the river, and have a serious drinking problem.
What's your story? Where did you get your start? What, and who, put you on the path to IBM S/3x midrange machines (and their follow-ons)?
rp
Coming soon: The glory of WSU.
Posted by rpence at January 26, 2007 11:47 AM
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